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Your “Oh Man – Pickin’s Is Slim” Friday Open Thread
These are dark times, my fellow Commentists. There’s only one competitive sporting event this evening, in the 6th most popular sport mentioned on this…
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This Week In Violence! Presents SlamBall
Well, folks, after 15 weeks, it’s getting almost impossible to keep finding material that meets our necessary violence and obscurity requirements to write about.…
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Request Line: Shock The Monkey
INT. RADIO BOOTH – DAY BEANSIE: EEEKK! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hi folks, it’s me, Beansie! I’m back from my vacation in Jamaica. Right in…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 32)
The scene: The road, man. That endless blacktop that takes you from here to there, but in the end you went nowhere because what…



