INT. RADIO BOOTH – DAY

BEANSIE: EEEKK!

DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hi folks, it’s me, Beansie!  I’m back from my vacation in Jamaica.  Right in time for another holiday weekend!

BEANSIE: EEEK EEEK.

DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Oh man, you wouldn’t believe some of the shit I saw.  Of course, I was so blazed the whole time I’m not even sure what was real and what I was hallucinating.

BEANSIE: EEEK EEEK EEEKKK!!!

DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM:  And the women…string bikinis plus rum equals HEAVEN, you know what I’m saying?

BEANSIE: EEEK.  EEEKK EEEKK!

DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM:  But like I said, I’m back.  Even though most teams held minicamps this week, there wasn’t a whole lot of NFL news going on.  It was a pretty eventful week for both the NHL and NBA playoffs, though.  My jungle buddy Rikki-Tikki-Deadly is still in his room crying about the slings and arrows he suffered at the hands of Jaguars fans (yes, they exist!) so I volunteered to step in for him and host Request Line this week.  This week’s topic: MAMMALS!  Post your favorite songs about the fightin’est animals from the fightin’est class in the second-fightin’est phylum in the entire animal kingdom.  Pigs, dolphins, lions, if it’s got a backbone and nurses its young, it’s fair game!  I’ll get us started with a DOUBLE SHOT of classics from They Might Be Giants.  Have fun, and have one hell of a weekend!