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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 25)
The scene: The highway to Las Vegas. Doktor Zymm is driving and Moosemas Gorilla is taking up the backseat, Horatio on his shoulder. Otto’s…
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Your “Sleep While You Can” Thursday Night Open Thread
A new day brings new Free Agency news. Let’s unwrap this fish and see what’s happened today: In what nfl.com calls “Heath Relief” (ugh),…
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CrimeBeat!: Meth-Smoking Clown Arrested at Waffle House
Welcome again, imaginary Internet friends! Ohhh men. MEN! The offseason blotter is finally heating up, and CrimeBeat! is here with as many of the…
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Meanwhile at the Factory of Sadness: UPDATES!
After the first full day of free agency, and what a whirlwind it was, fans of the Cleveland Browns sat back today to examine…