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DFO Request Line: Songs to Play Air Guitar to
If anyone ever tells you that they’ve never played air guitar don’t believe them. Everybody has played air guitar. Nuns play air guitar. Al…
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A Breaking Announcement
Now, I could be down in Pittsburgh with the Yinzbergians. ::Crown Groans:: Or giving a stump speech in Cincinnati, oh-Hi-Oh. ::Crowd Groans Louder:: I’ve even…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 23)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Doktor Zymm is confronting Low Commander of the Super Soldiers about his mission from the future. Doktor Zymm:…
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Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for Best White Female Acting
The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even…