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Request Line: February Done Me Wrong
February is not over yet and the main story after the Super Bowl has been on Peyton Manning’s alleged testicles. Every offseason is the…
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VICELAND, Bitches!!!!
Holy shit, what da fuq is this now? H2, the History Channel’s red-headed stepchild on which UFOs, Aliens, Conspiracy Theories, and maneating snakes (FAKE…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 22)
The scene: The In-N-Out convenience store near the DFO clubhouse. Horatio Cornblower is there, sitting on Moosemas Gorilla’s shoulder as the ape stocks up…
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Your “Jared Allen Has Much More Time To Kill Animals Now” Thursday Night Open Thread
Before there was a self-aggrandizing, sack-accumulating attention monkey by the name of JJ Watt there was a guy by the name of Jared Allen.…