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Recent Posts
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The Return Of Tebow!
Ladies and gentlemen, he’s back. Timothiah Josiah Tebox IV, late of ESPN’s ball-cleaning division, has been signed, as an NFL player, by the National…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 3
I had a pretty good week! I’m healthy again, no ex-gf drama, and I even won some money playing poker! Welcome to…
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An evening of SESTOSTERONE!
I’ll update this in a bit with actual information and tidbits from the evening, but for now… OH HAI MARK! Update: The evening began…
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Thank You For Calling Illegal Aid
Interviewer: Hello, thank you for calling Illegal Aid, how can I help you? Caller: Hi! I’m so glad I got through, I was on…

