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Thank You For Calling Illegal Aid

Interviewer: Hello, thank you for calling Illegal Aid, how can I help you? Caller: Hi! I’m so glad I got through, I was on…

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This was a logic puzzle that showed up on Gawker today, so I’ve modified it for posting purposes (I’ve posted the solution too, which…