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Try to Erase This: A 2024 Arizona Cardinals Season Preview
Sebastian Blax: Welcome back to DFO! You’re one non corporate-owned, ad-blitzing, AI-voiced corner of your day. I’m legacy contributor, Sebastian Blax. And whatever the…
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Like Tears In Rain: 2024 Buffalo Bills Preview
2023 PREDICTION: “12-5, tied for AFC East crown. As always, the injury factor will be dispositive, but we have reason for Hope.” 2023 REALITY:…
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Ding Dong, Aaron Donald Is Gone (2024 RAMMITT Preview)
It’s finally happened. After threatening to retire for what seems like every offseason of his career, Aaron Donald, the most terrifying defensive lineman in…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Wait, Don’t Spoil It For Me!
Guten Tag, degenerates. It’s another Monday morning, which means another mock draft. This week I was scrolling through some old drafts, waiting for inspiration…