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The End: Your 2023 New England Patriots Bye Week Update
[INT. A dark, depressing living room. The curtains are drawn. TAWMMY FROM QUINZEE lies facedown, forlornly, on a couch. The overwhelming stench of Sam…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2023 Season
For real, y’all. It’s getting late early. Maybe for those who love life in general, all year round feels like FITBAW season. But that…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s been your usual football day-buncha close games, buncha blowouts, buncha injuries, buncha surprises. The Steelers and Browns bored the hell out of us,…
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Your Skinny Late Slate Open Thread
A mere three games to whet your whistle. Business as usual I guess. How many qb’s died or had near-death experiences in the early…