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  • The (W)Omen (and Halloween Open Thread)

    The (W)Omen (and Halloween Open Thread)

    INTERIOR, REPUBLIC RECORDS LOBBY. A DESPONDENT RECORD EXECUTIVE SITS ON A BENCH, WITH A CATHOLIC PRIEST STANDING PRIEST: The relationship…is dead. RECORD EXECUTIVE: No.…

  • White Horse

    White Horse

    Everything would have gone smoothly if it hadn’t been for that damned horse DNA. “Zzzzzmmpt lllllllloooooommmmm tt mmzzzzzzz eeeeeeee tptptpt?” the mission specialist griped,…

  • Party On…Forever!

    Party On…Forever!

    Banner Image from Tenor Interior, a large apartment festooned with festive fall furnishings and frills. Beneath a hastily hoisted Happy Halloween sign there be…

  • Lover

    Lover

    2022 Halloween Post Champion