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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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Nine Voice Mails & A Text: A Fathers’ Day Special Offseason Etc. Etc.
10:01 PM Happy Fathers’ Day, Roberto. It’s your father. I hope you and your… Wife, I guess, had a great day today with your…
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Lurid or Lucid? A Very Different Sunday Gravy
The monumental sadness of everything. Harken back to a happier time, while stoned and watching, I think it was Bourdain. He was in some…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition part trois
It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight’s Open Thread. AGAIN! WOOPS! Fuck me in the goat ass. I…
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Farewell to One’s Forties With…SWEDES!
This is the last DFO column I will write before turning 50. In truth, I have never felt older (which is quite logically accurate)…