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BattleBots Beat: …We’re Calling it May Madness Now?
I wish that were a joke, but no, that was from the Facebook page (Update: Or from Chris Rose’s Twitter). First of all, it…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 18: The 2013 Youabian Puma
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Congressional Mad Libs!
In a move that shocks either nobody or everybody, New York Congressman George Santos turned himself in as the Justice Department this morning and…
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[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities
Part 8: The Game Made April 26, 2023 – Englewood, CO As George Paton surveyed the Broncos draft landscape, he couldn’t help but feel…



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