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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-2
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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A Title Race After All?
Because apparently I like being wrong/stupid, I have insisted for months on end thta the King’s Afrikan Water Pistols would run away and hide with…
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Sexy Friday – 20260130
TGIF! What will you be doing with all your football free time this weekend? I’ll be working because I put off this project until…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Pickled Gin
Happy Friday! House Sharkbait is full on preparing for this weekend’s snopocalypse that’s supposed to hit us on Sunday. Pardon me if you’ve heard…



