Very Meaningless Footy Saturday Thread

King Hippo - April 12, 2025April 11, 202578

Look. My cracker ass ain't gonna try to bullshit you. That cracker of a second half King's Afrikan Water Pistols unloaded on the Real Cuntfaces? That's as good as it's going to get. Also probably the last real bit of drama and entertainment we are getting until September. So sit back and enjoy

Sexy Friday – 20250411

Mr. Ayo - April 11, 2025April 11, 2025196

TGIF! It's Masters weekend which is a good time to catch up on your napping. Survival - Personal Edition So there you are, wandering around the bad part of town when you realize you're just been pickpocketed. Well, let's follow that crook and sic the cops on them. Start by disguising yourself

Request Line: Too Clever By Half

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 11, 2025April 11, 2025100

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent. The studio lights come on... …and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard. HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack onto the couch and

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Gone Phishing

Sharkbait - April 11, 2025April 11, 202531

No, that isn't a typo in the title of this post, consider it more of an announcement from the site gods. Because WordPress is offering this capability, DFO is exploring rolling out Multifactor Authentication to log into the site. I'm not sure if MFA will be restricted to just posters

Your Skinny Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - April 10, 202549

Yes, there's NHL and NBA stuff on tonight but aside from one tilt this evening seems to be bereft (haven't used that word in a while) of sports entertainment. (I'll get to it below) My financial planner has been bugging me about my retirement date for a few years now and

GHOST’S ON THE GROUND: 6 HERITAGE

DJ TAJ - April 10, 2025April 9, 202517

Two words. Spectacular. The morning has been filled with dismay, hands shake, throat burns. Blurred vision as uneasiness fills my sweat stained eyes. Did I survive the intentional unbalance only to pursue further lunacy? What was I thinking? NOT VERY SQUARE, JUST SAYING. Saw it on T.V. I did. So I just went there

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hang On, We’re Doing Clave Rhythms in Class

Senor Weaselo - April 9, 2025April 9, 202574

So my dicking around writing time is being interrupted by actually having to do my job. The nerve! Well, it could be worse I guess. And next week is spring break so I'll have some writing time. Now, granted, I'm still gigging (nobody's getting married during Passover but there are

AFL Beat 2025 – Round 4 Recap!

ballsofsteelandfury - April 9, 2025April 7, 202526

This week, we have three undefeated teams, three winless teams, and a whole lotta mess in the middle. Let's get to it! *** The AFL Ladder *** The AFL Round 4 Results The AFL Round 4 Highlights https://youtu.be/YLEbQc0fSfw?si=hUmSRCREdTfozqZZ https://youtu.be/liMCKjdEf3A?si=z2owTQeEhkbkCHZK https://youtu.be/ulEhNlhDH6Y?si=DAOVv9miysnkuZUK https://youtu.be/IqiIqah4Lqw?si=u_jPtneTVbtMOVkz https://youtu.be/Sfc_v023wzI?si=B_1--iRF9f-J3F3v https://youtu.be/Bw3lEq9sfbo?si=X_-FI04sHR1la7MB https://youtu.be/iHt1zzxpVH8?si=MkwUC9qC2JQ08b3J https://youtu.be/snII_6gS2aI?si=CTETYmwC2bQHvHjO AFL Round 5 Schedule *** AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results *** Notes and Comments Adelaide could have reached the top of the table, but

Portishead Revisited: Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - April 8, 2025April 8, 202550

Sorry kids, no Hot NFL Rules Updates for you this week. You're just going to have to watch White Lotus, or AI goat porn, or whatever else blows your hair back. Congratulations to the "University" of Florida on becoming the first anti-educational institution to win a college basketball championship. Congratulations also to

Subsequent GTD reflections

Game Time Decision - April 8, 2025April 7, 202558

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:The sea is dangerous

Monday Night Open Thread – Some sorta big deal basketball game is on tonight

ArmedandHammered - April 7, 2025April 7, 2025179

{I was going to post the Basket Ball Jones video from 1975, but even my racist father (may Death keep him resting) would have been uncomfortable watching that video.} Evening, I hate to inform everyone that I will not be continuing with my journey of discovery for Trench Crusade, as the game

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Can’t Touch This!

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Horatio Cornblower - April 7, 2025April 6, 2025130

Guten Tag, drones. Today's topic is brought to you courtesy of s discussion is yesterday's AM/PM open thread, after Ovi broke Gretzky's once "unbreakable" career-goal scoring mark. Side-note, fuck Gretzky and his MAGA ass. Canada should revoke his citizenship. Anyway, Ovechkin now taking the record back to the Russian Motherland inspired a conversation