Sexy Friday – 20241122

Mr. Ayo - November 22, 2024November 22, 2024103

TGIF! Have to make this a shorty today what with not having power since Tuesday and none expected until Saturday. But that's a me problem, not a you problem, so we roll on! Survival - Personal Edition Let's flash back to college and open some beer bottles (or near-beer or not-beer, whatever)

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Hedging Bets

Sharkbait - November 22, 2024November 22, 202443

First and foremost, I want to wish everyone a Happy Buttfumbleversary to those who celebrate. I don't know what is the best part about that whose sequence. Is it the fumble itself? Is it that it is the second touchdown in a matter of seconds after the Patriots had a 1

Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 21, 2024376

What have we got here? Ah, it's the old 'mirror game' (8-2 vs 2-8) and it's a divisional tilt so anything can happen. [snorts] C'mon, we know how this ends. At one point the Steelers were 3-2 and then a certain package of crushed monkey testicles from the Honduras 'magically'

Racing from the Front: An Arizona Cardinals Bye-Week Update

DFOing Good

blaxabbath - November 21, 2024November 17, 202437

So the Cardinals are in first in the NFC West. For only that reason, we're gonna do this straight. Cards were on bye last weekend (is that when I was supposed to write this? Schedule says, yes.) and maintained their lead in the NFC West. With Buddah Baker leading the defense,

CFL Beat: Your 2024 Season Wrap-Up

The Maestro - November 21, 2024November 21, 202412

Another season, another end-of-year wrapup. Once again, the Grey Cup surprised us all, in the best way possible! Before the recap, we'll lead off with the final round of league news for 2024: The 2024 CFL award winners were also announced on Thursday, November 14th, in advance of the Grey

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Senor’s Classical Corner: Requiem Rankings

Senor Weaselo - November 20, 2024November 20, 202444

Welcome to another/the first official I guess segment of Senor's Classical Corner, a segment inside of Wumbo Wednesday where I try to put some cultcha in this joint! And since I played the Mozart Requiem this past weekend, here's as good a time as any to talk about requiems and

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 11) PLUS Jaguars At The Bye

LemonJello - November 20, 2024November 19, 202439

Hey. We've wrapped up week eleven, do you know where your team is? Let's look at Freezer Vodka League's standings. Like Andy Reid's colon after closing down Fogo de Chão, there's not a lot of movement...This week we have Sofa Loren and Stoma Fuckers Utd sharing an 8-3 record and the top two

But Then Again, Who Does?: 2024 Buffalo Bills Bye Week Update (and Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 19, 2024November 19, 202458

2024 PREDICTION: "11-6, playoffs. It's gonna hurt, but I am Ready to Love Again." HOW'S THAT GOING?: 9-2! Well this is an odd development. In a reversal of Modern Bills SOP, they've beaten the teams they are supposed to beat. They've played four likely playoff teams, winning two and staying close with

Subsequent GTD reflections

Game Time Decision - November 19, 2024November 19, 202449

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:And think not that

Requiem For a Dimes-Your MNF Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 18, 2024199

That thing that everybody saw happening has now happened. The American landscape is such that bald-faced lies are not only acceptable but almost expected so of course it was called 'a football decision'. So now he goes home at night and stoically sits on his moneypile and ruminates about what's

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2024 Season

King Hippo - November 18, 2024November 17, 202457

Welcome back to this week's recap of our brief hellscape respite. Stupid 8-3 split, but at least my late window boredom makes for good writing conditions. That and drugs. Noo Yawk's football Jest didn't make a first down until inside the first half's 2-minute warning. Despite this stone age start, they

Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 17, 2024November 17, 2024212

The Jets did a Jets thing and I'm such a happy puppy. It's the little victories (in this case, losses) that count. Will a sullen and snarky Rodgers throw everyone under the bus at the post-game presser? God, I hope so. -The Lions are that good and I'm glad they've got