ESPN actually has a pretty good doubleheader tonight!
Auburn at Kentucky (7:00, ESPN)
Remember when War Damn Eagle was #3 in the country? That sure was funny. But this could be a fairly entertaining game, between two evenly matched, 7-5ish teams. Presumably, they will interview John Calipari at some point.
UCLA at Stanford (10:30, ESPN)
Man, I wish I had enough cocaine to stay up late enough to watch this live! OK, I just I had some cocaine at all. But not Friday morning me. The Pac 12 is definitely the deepest league in the country, in terms of quality and watchability. Worth recording, if unemployed or just don’t give a shit.
Or, you could live on thé West Coast and not stay up that late.
You really need to consider moving out here, Hippo!
As it turns out, SHIT GAME! But yeah, I would still like to be by the Pacific. Damn the fact that the Oregon coast appears gentrified beyond my means.
If you’ll settle for crack cocaine, there are certain corners in the city of Baltimore that I could direct you to….
FWIW, the Calipari interview came at 7:58 EST, if you had that in your pool…congrats!