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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Football Tomorrow, Ens***tification Now (I Don’t Know What Sort of Things Ding the Censors)

Like, of the regular season variety! That counts for something! So, there’s news! Like, football news!

It’s not that I don’t have anything to say about the Indianapolis Colts team. It’s that there is nothing to be said about the…

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade!…

But, soft! what light through yonder season breaks? It is the Commanders, and Jayden is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious…