Welcome To The Walloping!

Pull up a hammock/bean bag chair and make yourself comfy. This tilt might be entertaining in a morbid kind of way when all is said and done.

Flotsam and Jetsam:

– Are you a sundowning clown who hasn’t been told ‘No’ in decades? Do you have ‘inadvertent’ fingers with a mind of their own? Well that’s gonna cost you 250K-you know, your escort budget for the first six months of the year.

-Two weeks after Browning got a vote of confidence from Zac Taylor, one Joe Flacco is being thrown into the fire as the Bengals starter. He’s up against the Packers again just like in week 3. Has a QB ever played the same non-divisional opponent twice in the regular season? I’m guessing this is a playigami(?)

-This Rings a Bell: After some recent decent play there’s chatter that Indy is talking about a juicy extension with Daniel Jones. He will get injured shortly after the ink dries.

To The Game!

Eagles/Giants:

-Hurts has but one turnover this year but Philly fans love drama so the talk is that he’s 7 of 22 on deep passes and that kind of stat is not tolerable. Yeesh!

-Time is a Flat Circle Alert: The last time the Giants beat these guys was in 2023 (the Eagles were resting their starters) when they had a wide receiver room completely bereft of talent. Ta Da! Here’s a rundown of ball-catchers that are starting tonight: Wan’Dale has 23 catches from the slot (OK, fine) and next up is complete washout Jalin Hyatt with 0 grabs on 3 targets (Oh my) as well as Lil’Jordan Humphrey who was just brought up from the practice squad. (Yikes!)

-New York has lost ten straight Thursday Night affairs.

-It was A.J. Brown whinging a few weeks ago because he was not getting the ball and it should have been Saquon a few days ago-he was given all of one(!) rushing attempt in the 2nd half last week. His yards gained rushing average is down by 72 compared to last year. Are they saving him? Or do they know that he breaks down under heavy usage? Does Sirriani get the benefit of the doubt here?

-This tilt is in the slippery hands of rookies Dart and Sk8erboi, who had four turnovers between them last week.

Enjoy the latest iteration of The Gong Show!