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Monday Morning Mock Draft: I’m Tired Of Pandering To You People!

Guten tag drones. This week’s title comes from Diamond Joe Quimby, who yelled something like that at the good people of Springfield. Unfortunately I…

Evening. I’m in a smiling mood today because Red Zone Week 1 is four Sundays away and all hopes for the 2026 season are…

Good morning Gravy Heads. Here we are grinding through August. Think of those poor bastards in training camp during this weather. At least they…

WE are in pre-season! The Hall of Fame was, apparently, perfectly cromulent. WE, of course, did not watch a minute, but WE heard good…