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Your “Seven Games a-Swimming!” [I Got Nothing For Xmas References] Saturday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
If you try real hard you can pretend that all of these games have playoff implications because everyone is in until they’re not, right?…
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Shitsmas Eve Morning Fantasy PANIC! Open Thread
Alas, there is no Lesser Footy to pass the nigh three hours until Greater Footy makes Saturday feel like a Sunday. I hope you…
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TGISF…aka “Merry Freaking Christmas” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, I’m very non-religious….but I love Christmas. How do I rationalize this disconnect? Usually, I don’t. But when I have to, it’s not difficult…
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2016 Quotables (Week 15 Results)
GENERAL: Mr. President, Agent Blaxabbath is pinned down in Caracas and can’t post Quotables this week! PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: I’ll handle this! [pulls up pants,…