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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
GENERAL: Mr. President, Agent Blaxabbath is pinned down in Caracas and can’t post Quotables this week!
PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: I’ll handle this! [pulls up pants, fires up computer]
ART BRILES MEMORIAL AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TAG TEAMING:
“15 yard penalty for demonstration of a sexual act.” – Sunrisesunrise
“What do the kids call that, an 11/9? Two towers hitting a jet?” – LemonJello
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN A CAR WASH!
HAPPY ABOUT FUCKING TIME SEXY FRIDAY!
In 15 minutes
Correct; still at work and one other idiot is in the office still.
Fuck 2016. She’s not done with us yet.
They’s still SHITSMAS to come!!!
Ah. President. Chimp.
I thought that would never be something to aspire to again after W.
You mean President Mongoose?
Suuuure
The name, the avatar, and the post. It came together to make me chortle.
Anyone want to commiserate with me over how the refs called last night’s game as if it was in the prison yard and they were afraid to get shanked by the Philly fans?
Nice work, but no one believes you actually put on pants to write this RTD
Sweatpants with a hole in the crotch still count as pants.
Rikki, immediately before the General ran in:
I LEARNED BY WATCHING YOU, ALL RIGHT TRAVIS KELCE!
Try convincing the doorman of that. I mean, clearly you’d think that make make it more exotic, but they’ve got all these stupid rules I guess.
Man, LemonJello was fucking KILLING IT this week.
DFO closes out the year strong with the best Quotables yet.
“I know! And it’s all thanks to ME!”
– President Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
PK-Deadly
Editor: Actually, the proper version is “PK-Tikki-Deadly,” sir.
Blaxabbath: [frowns and throws sextuple-shot of Starbucks espresso in editor’s eyes]
Editor: [screams] Oh Thank God, at least it wasn’t another Favre load.
MAKE DFO GREAT AGAIN! Uh, that Richard fellow isn’t around any more, right?
/eyes Don T warily
In all seriousness, I feel an inordinate sense of accomplishment considering all I did was move a bunch of words around.
“In all seriousness, I feel a completely unreasonable sense of accomplishment considering all I did was move a bunch of words around.”
— Peter King’s “Editor”
Fun fact: Peter King’s editor used to play tight end for a franchise called the “Houston Texans”.
“In all seriousness, I feel a completely unreasonable sense of accomplishment.”
— Donald Trump’s suppressed superego
That’s how i feel after every post i write.
Now you know how Ape felt before he got fired from the Post
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