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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Your “Potential End of the Civilized World Eve” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Everything that needs to be said about this election has already been said. [weighs in] Goddamn it, America! GET THIS RIGHT! You’ve made your…
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Your “Ugh, More Torture Porn?” Walking Dead Recap
I think I may have reached the “tuning out” phase of my “Walking Dead” relationship. Oh, as always, Anyway, this episode (“The Cell”) is…
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MILLENIALS ARE PIGS AND SHOULD BE IMPRISONED
If you’re a millennial, you are a douche-pussy. And I fucking hate you. If you’re a millennial and reading this article, or a regular…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2016
I am not having a good year. Everything after Superb Owl L has been a slip and slide made of bile and vomitus. So…