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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Balls’ Quarterly Review
Before I begin, I remind you, gentlemen, to check your testicles every three months to make sure there is nothing unusual. Remember, prevention and…
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Your “Another Game? Sure, I Guess I’ll Watch” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Kudos to those of you that viewed *all* the football yesterday. That is an amazing commitment on your part. Between the booze and the…
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2016 Philadelphia Eagles Bye Week Update
Once in a great while, we sad sacks, we perpetually and correctly pessimistic schlubs, we grown-ass adults who overpay for garish shirts with zoo…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2016
It’s not the most glorious thing in the world, but we sports fans get overly used to the idea/extent of the “doormat” designation. It…