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Request Line: Pickin’ Apples
INT. GIANTS PRACTICE FACILITY – DAY We follow from over the shoulder of a tall, strong, confident young man as he strides through a…
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A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall – Dolphins 2016
Hello everyone, I’m Warthog, you may remember me for such posts as… nope, nothing to remember me for. I mostly lurk, which is…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 45)
The scene: Somewhere in the Midwest. At night. On a deserted road. It’s kind of spooky. It’s even spookier because there’s a body in…
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Your “The Starters Are Playing For The First Half? [faints]” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Yes, it’s the beginning of the vaunted third week of the preseason, when the players that we love/hate play for a wee bit. That…



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