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Your “WHOOOOO!!! FOUR-DAY WEEKEND!!!” Friday Open Thread

Brevity is the soul of wit. Well, Hamlet was a whiny little pissant. “Oh, I want to be king, but my mother married a…

I’m breaking one of my rules this week: this edition of This Week In Violence! explores a sport that is no longer practised anymore. I’d say…

What’s long, slippery, and full of semen? An overtime game in a snowstorm between the Vikings and Buccaneers! Ha ha, get it? Hi folks,…

The scene: Inside the green Prius, where Wolfman Rob is driving like a madman with Ballsofsteelandfury and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers in…