Latest posts by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly (see all)
- Request Line: Joy – August 23, 2019
- Why I Won’t Be Watching The NFL This Year: Your 2019 Homeless Raiders Season Preview – August 21, 2019
- Request Line: Poolside – August 16, 2019
What’s long, slippery, and full of semen? An overtime game in a snowstorm between the Vikings and Buccaneers! Ha ha, get it?
Hi folks, I’m Super Bowl winning quarterback (no, not this year) and two-time MVP Aaron Rodgers. As you might have heard, I really, really, really love women. I mean, have you seen my girlfriend? But you know what else I really love? Seamen. I can’t get enough of it…ha ha, I mean, THEM. Whether it’s the proud and noble Viking, the swashbuckling Buccaneer, or even the common filthy Raider, I just love ’em all. I thought we’d dedicate this week’s Request Line to those stalwart and rugged men of the sea, and the ships they sail. I thought I’d get us started by getting double teamed by a couple of soaking wet boys…ha ha, I mean, by playing a double shot of by that band Waterboys from the nautically themed album “Fisherman’s Blues”. Enjoy!