Request Line: The Wreckage of the Larry Fitzgerald

What’s long, slippery, and full of semen?  An overtime game in a snowstorm between the Vikings and Buccaneers!  Ha ha, get it?

Hi folks, I’m Super Bowl winning quarterback (no, not this year) and two-time MVP Aaron Rodgers.  As you might have heard, I really, really, really love women.  I mean, have you seen my girlfriend?  But you know what else I really love?  Seamen.  I can’t get enough of it…ha ha, I mean, THEM.  Whether it’s the proud and noble Viking, the swashbuckling Buccaneer, or even the common filthy Raider, I just love ’em all.  I thought we’d dedicate this week’s Request Line to those stalwart and rugged men of the sea, and the ships they sail.  I thought I’d get us started by getting double teamed by a couple of soaking wet boys…ha ha, I mean, by playing a double shot of by that band Waterboys from the nautically themed album “Fisherman’s Blues”.  Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKouBHarIo

 

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Spanky Datass

Blondie: The Tide is High
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6dn3Es1SK8
I have it on a FULL TILT cassette from KTEL!
HI DEB!

Cuntler

Down By The Seaside – Led Zeppelin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuU12Ye9F8

Cuntler

There are so many!

Oceans – Pearl Jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEnogJZT_vM

Cuntler

When the Ship Comes In – Bob Dylan

https://vimeo.com/45730685

Warthog

Lyle Lovett If I had a boat

http://youtu.be/hpM8FjO4Vko

Kemosabe, kiss my ass I bought a boat

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

FLOGGING MOLLY TRIPLE SHOT! (Yes, of course it’s of whiskey!)

Salty Dog (posted last night in the open thread)

The Seven Deadly Sins

Heart of the Sea

laserguru

This would have fit as well.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

There are so many, I just didn’t want to be taking too many shots at work.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I greatly dislike The Mars Volta, but it has nothing to do with Jon Theodore’s drumming. Put that together with Zack de la Rocha on the mic, and you’ve got yourself the blueprints for something special.

One Day as a Lion – Ocean View

The whole EP is only 5 songs, and it would’ve been so much better if all the songs didn’t sound basically the same…

SonOfSpam

Jimmy Buffett – Son of a Son of a Sailor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX9esXzzO7w

(Never seen him in concert, even though I hear it’s a good time. I think it’s the Parrotheads that keep me away.)

laserguru

My brother is a bit of a parrothead and he took me to see Buffett a couple of years ago in Vegas.

It was actually pretty fun but the best part?

I was one of the youngest people there!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I’m very surprised this hasn’t been taken yet.

Queens of the Stone Age – I Sat by the Ocean

King Hippo

Aaron likes that we are FINALLY bring some Queens into teh mix…

DAW, I missed the double shot!

Smooth Sailing

Cuntler

This isn’t a song, but it is the best boat crash video on the internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-nfzcUiPk

Cuntler

Yellow Submarine, The Beatles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krIus0i9xn8

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Queen – Seven Seas of Rhye

Cuntler

Bob Schneider – Big Blue Sea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p28G0s13Re0

Cuntler

LOVE . . . EXCITING AND NEW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmUlKPthrag

jjfozz

Shiver Me Timbers, Tom Waits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_F0DIJyHRs

*My wife and I played this song heading to the hospital before the birth of each of my boys. Huge sentimental value. Always makes Mrs. Fozz cry and this itchy dust appears out of nowhere to make my eyes go all teary.

King Hippo

Merseyside, represent!

Cuntler

Lost Sailor > Saint of Circumstance, Grateful Dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWGMKCopFmo

Cuntler

Come Sail Away (Cartman Version)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOWK7Tam01M

Cuntler

I fought piranhas – White Stripes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN_Ce5y7XRE

Cuntler
laserguru

Cuntler

Missed the Boat, Modest Mouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSfTdzoO4ic

laserguru

Not a huge fan of the band but it does fit well.

blaxabbath

Cuntler

Ship of Fools, Grateful Dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iZ49s7eH5g

blaxabbath

blaxabbath

Fun #blaxfacts, I was rocking this album for the mostpart when tearing through LOZ: Windwaker so I associate Michelle Branch with those long sails between the islands than I do this.

SonOfSpam

It’s cheesy and all, but without Christopher Cross, this theme is incomplete.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMkIuKXwmlU

laserguru

You know what?

This fits.

laserguru

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Authority Zero’s cover of Drunken Sailor.

Incidentally, these are Aaron’s favorite kind of sailors.

The Maestro

OK, last one. But holy fuck, this defines my mom’s whole family just so damn perfectly. Such classics to me.

The Maestro

The Maestro

laserguru

The Maestro

Well, time for me to Canadian out and post Great Big Sea non-fucking-stop in this thread.

SonOfSpam
laserguru

Oh this most definitely belongs here.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Split Enz – Six Months in a Leaky Boat

https://youtu.be/hAzIzmfzN_Q

Horatio Cornblower

Also by the DBT’s and off of English Oceans, “Hearing Jimmy Loud”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQXF4UxJAik

“said his last old lady really run him in the ground/
half a gram later I was hearing Jimmy Loud”

laserguru

And away we go…

laserguru

Poor Rikki!

You had the chance to pull off the rare, elusive never before captured in captivity…
TRIPLE SHOT!

Horatio Cornblower

Drive By Truckers, off of English Oceans, (see what I did there?)

Shit Shots Count

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RURjjKFzU_8

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This may not be Aa-Rod’s style, but it’s my favorite song about sailor love:

SonOfSpam

I’m on a Boat – Lonely Island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

Cuntler

And it’s predecessor: BOATS N’ HOES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8

/The fucking Catalina wine mixer

Senor Weaselo

Aaron Rodgers just likes the costumes, not the guys in them. (Yes, it’s In the Navy.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

ALXMAC

Seasick Steve LIVE ON JOOLS HOLLAND- DOG HOUSE

https://youtu.be/pNoPNC3ebYQ