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Recent Posts
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Eli and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Game
Based on the story by Judith Viorst I went to the game chewing gum, and now there’s gum in my helmet and the locker…
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Dean Blandino Consults the Orb of Officiating
[Dean Blandino, High Priest of the Flag God, addresses his flock of Beergh worshipers deep below NFL Headquarters] Brothers, I would like to honor…
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Your Faux-Existential Monday Night Thread
Everywhere you turn around these days it seems like things are going to shit. Whether it’s be-headings abroad or mass shootings here or government…
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Late Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Six
I drank way the fuck too much watching my beloved Donks give me repeated heart attackery at the local sports pub yesterday. Turns out…