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Hang It Up, SON!
Coffin Lid Flies Open Hey hey all! Hope this post finds you in good spirits. As many of you know by now, Ravens WR…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Snippets Overheard Outside A Particularly Heated Marriage Counseling Session
“…will wake up one morning, realize he’s a piece of shit…” “…more or less straight man…” “…smells like a Moroccan spice market…” “…lightly sniffling…
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Book Cluster
Scene [clutches “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” tightly against chest while lightly sniffling in foetal position in empty bathtub] Oh hi.…