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Arian Foster Proclaims Himself An Unbeliever, Is Immediately Punished By the Almighty
In an incident completely devoid of any irony whatsoever, it is now being reported that the Almighty God exacted His revenge upon Arian Foster…
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e-Door Flies Open
eSports are a thing, and today is their Super Bowl. For those not in the know, eSports (electronic sports) is the term used to…
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Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review Part Deux
As some of you may remember, I recently discovered, thanks to Old School Zero’s post, the existence of men’s underwear with special pouches for…
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Welcome Back, Beloved and Hated EPL
Good Saturday morning, DFOers of all time zones. For the handful of you who wake up early, the Premier League season kicks off, with…