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Thanks, Dads
On behalf of fathers… my father, your fathers, the fathers you are, the fathers you know, and even the passing moments of paternal advice…
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If We’re Gonna Do It…
…I might as well spend an extra 2 minutes. I grabbed us @doorfliesopen and set us up a Facebook page so that your racist…
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Sunday Methadone Preview – True Detective Returns!
Good weekend, ladies (yes, PLURAL!!) and gentlemen of DFO. I write you from the barren hellscape that is North Carolina in the summertime, when…
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Me & A-Rod
As most of you know I root for the Yankees. Mostly because I started following baseball in 1976 and I lived in Connecticut. Since…