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No Exit: Your 2023 New England Patriots Season Preview
SCENE: A locker room in retro Foxboro Stadium style. A massive, oversized, but dinged up Lombardi Trophy stands alone in a dusty display case.…
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CFL Beat: Week 12
It’s your last week for the replacement (me) for the replacement writer (Don T) of the CFL beat. Maestro should be back and refreshed…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!
Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites…
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From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview
“The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them.” -Jon Bois It’s one of the great ironies that the team…