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Scene: The Rooney-Mara Doin’ It The Right Way Secret Mountain Hideaway Fortress (Actual location–Lake George)
Elisha: Did you see me in those new DirecTV commercials? I think they’re pretty neat!
THE BEN: THE BEN THINK SO ALSO TOO.
Elisha: It’s the Citizen watch of satellite television providers!
THE BEN: THE BEN HAVE DISH NETWORK.
Elisha: But than means that you don’t have access to the premium NFL Ticket Deluxe Ultra Super Intergalactic Planetary Package!
THE BEN: THE BEN NOT CARE. DISH NETWORK EASIER TO EAT OUT OF. LESS LOSS OF SIGNAL.
Elisha: Okaayyy…anyway, isn’t it annoying how Peyton gets all the attention and endorsements even though we’ve won everything?
THE BEN: UH HUH.
Elisha: And that he manages to choke practically every time? Especially when he couldn’t capitalize after the freaking Bettis fumble?
THE BEN: THE BEN MAKE GREATEST TACKLE IN STEELER HISTORY. THE BEN GET MANY CHACO TACOS LATER.
Elisha: And I made the greatest play in Super Bowl history! And all I got was a gosh darn Citizen watch campaign!
THE BEN: THE BEN CALL CHACO TACO. CHACO TACO NO CALL THE BEN BACK.
Elisha: They call us child-like…
THE BEN: AND RAPEY…
Elisha: They make fun of my ManningFace…
THE BEN: AND THE BEN’S GREY FIREMAN…
Elisha: But we’ll show them! We shall become…The Lords Of The Rings! I shall art Gandalf The Grey and shallier disperse many lightning bolts at my dark oppressors!
THE BEN: CAN THE BEN SHELL ART SLOTH?
Elisha: Sloth art not in The Lords Of The Rings, but we shall nevertheless make it so with my Super Bowl winning wizardry! Thou art now Slothbo Baggins!
THE BEN: HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU GUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSe