hey guys

So, after admitting that I completely stole this idea from Deadspin, I am inviting the DFOriat to answer the simple question “What Is The Worst Dare You Ever Took And Did You Get Anything For It?”

Mine’s easy. I was 12 and I was dared to ride my bike naked down a trail in the woods behind my house for membership in the neighborhood Playboy Club. This one guy’s dad had boxes of the damn things and, for reasons known only to him, the price of entry was a naked bike ride. Not one to ever back down from free naked pictures, I mounted my trusty Huffy and rode bareback all the way to the promised land. I got four whole issues out of it.

It was said that photographs were taken during the incident and blackmail was attempted, but said photographs never surfaced when blackmail demands were not met. I have no reasons to believe that they exist, but if you ever see a 70s era photograph of a naked blond kid on a red Huffy, it’s probably me.

What about thee, DFOliament?