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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
Since the JV basketball games are over for the night, let us retreat to the DFO rec room,
kick back with a stiff drink,
and ponder the meaning of life. Or post pics of hot girls, weird ass gifs, and engage in revelatory conversations about strange co-workers, ex-girlfriends or boyfriends, or random weirdos we met online. Hey that’s US!
Have at it.
This seems like a good one to call it a night with..
(d)Eric and the Dominoes – Layla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th3ycKQV_4k
Cream – White Room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkae0-TgrRU
Gran Prix of WhyEaglesWhyland
1. ROS
2. HAM
3. VET
6. GROS
Grosjean scores points in Team Haas’s debut
Oh yay…glad I didn’t close the tab as soon as I hit the post surgery shit…
The Doors – Riders on the Storm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-SpyO6bcwc
I’m back bitches!!
2/10
Is missing Peace Frog; would not bang.
Rose way ginger.
(pretty much gotta stop now…plastic surgery is not your friend)
http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/images/c_fill,h_1000,w_809/t_mp_quality/ldpagmakwqc1ppo6j4ip/how-rose-mcgowan-escaped-from-the-depraved-children-of-god-sex-cult-350781.jpg
“Why don’t you have a seat right there.”
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrcf8skkND1r0hgato1_1280.jpg
Since I am watching Daredevil
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/guyspeed.com/files/2014/05/7.gif
Ah…babyvamp. Nice.
Wow, that is one huge pussy.
‘Shrooming bears…better or worse.
Discuss….
http://billsandbrews.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/COLBERT_PIC.png
One of the old man’s favorite bands.
Squeeze – Tempted by the Fruit of Another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8LI-XtOlxA
OH…YOU GOIN’ ROSE?
Well, let’s go Rose then.
Moar Joe Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJUHvQPFTI
Cognitive dissonance: holding two diametrically opposing thoughts at the same time.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbfeol8ABL1qgwaixo1_500.gif
Another one of my celebrity crushes (translation: waiting for the restraining to expire).
¡Agnizab!
Don’t you try to distract me with your backwards spanglish.
Alright kids, I’m off to get some sleep. Try not to break anything.
[breaks internet]
[[Hey, this should fix it]]
[[[starts Skynet]]]
My bad.
Since the day I met you I assumed you would be the one that would kill us all
I should get some booze in me. Goodnight all.
I fail to see the logic. I’m getting booze in me right now, but I’m not leaving.
YOU GET BACK HERE AND LOVE US!!!!!!
Think she was around 27 when that was made.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrfpb7h29n1qkaq3to1_1280.jpg
For Moose:
Same song title, anyway.
One that I haven’t seen posted.
Apparently, embedding was disabled by the uploader. Sorry, Moose!
“Embed disabled by request”
I tried star
Alison Brie got brought up, I think I get banned if that happens and I don’t post a pic of my own. So to be safe
http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/tumblr_m0l6kkmp3c1r5tdn1-1.gif
This is a true statement.
And third-place Kimi Raiikonen’s engine just blew. Ferrari is sweating.
And had a nice fire in the pits.
I like Kimi. That sucks.
Fuck yes.
To the music.
And also to the sweater.
I had a nice 1 hour power blackout so I should be good to finish Daredevil tonight, but considering waiting til tomorrow so I actually remember the climax of the season instead of watching almost asleep and not appreciating it.
Moar proof that big boobs, while not inherently bad, are also not a necessity.
She has a great ass, too.
http://www.moviefancentral.com/images/pictures/31/image_3744799cd.jpg
Speaking of Mad Men redheads
http://40.media.tumblr.com/6ebb83a2c6aa03cde93d26798c8704fd/tumblr_nt9eton9q91ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
She better have a good chiropractor.
Free Adjustments…right here. Free Adjustments!!!!!
More Brie, anyone?
https://gfycat.com/VictoriousMerryAphid
Sure!
Now if we could only embed videos from that site, we’d be super green.
Wowzer
Ted Cruz’s next campaign poster?
Thank you for this. I’m gonna save this and share it with friends at inappropriate moments.
Kelley O’Hara/Morgan Brian
http://36.media.tumblr.com/382e8005d6ab9ccc87d3b0aebe7291df/tumblr_nysucoDz1T1ub0v53o1_1280.png
Hey….new one (to me at least)…WOOOO!!!!!!
http://likegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/01/100-funny-girl-gifs-56.gif
stoopid n00b; been a fav since like 4ever
I honestly don’t know how this is the first time you have seen that gif. I have posted it 50 times myself and see it posted by other people all the time. But if it is new to you, enjoy.
/in time out
//fuck you guys
It is shopped. Her boobs aren’t quite that big.
I’m thinking of buying a new bed. Thoughts?
http://cdn.freshome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Calisson_bed_LR2.jpg
If you buy that chair I will kill you.
Ha ha! You want it first?
No…no…no, no.
There is no way I could afford it anyway. It’s listed on the website as “Inquire” for the price. You know THAT SHIT BE EXPENSIVE AS FUCK.
Yeah….if you’re gonna sell a chair (is it a chair…I was assuming but who can tell?), probably best not to dick around with the “if you have to ask” kinda bullshit.
IT’S A GODDAMNED CHAIR YOU PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLES!!!!!!!
No shit….that’s the whole reason it works.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/a410844c461ba17a690042f299ea8358/tumblr_np1aszpfXM1s3y9slo2_500.gif
Scary-ass accident at the Gran Prix of Aussieland. Looks like everyone is safe; race red flagged.
Holy shit! That thing flipped! Glad to see he’s ok.
Hey! Where’d my soul go?
Right?
I have made it through 10 eps of the new season of Daredevil in 2 days, so far much better than the first season which was great and I am just getting to what I assume will be the best eps of the season
You googled redhead, didn’t you?
That is one of my favorite gifs ever wbs. I love whenever someone uses it for anything.
What can I say? Hot dancing blondie loves her some redheads.
Whoops…erection achieved.
Yeah. This was the first photo in the comments for an old Sexy Friday post.
Hummina…hummina…hummina….
Ha! That’s good!
That’s not Patton Oswald. I want a refund.
Coketease.
Welcome back, Kommentist.
Nice to see you again Porky
Hiya, Porky.
That’s a perfect image.
Still my favorite 5 minutes of stand up EVAR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWfqiCpscOE
I can haz charity embed pleez?
Better than Skycake? I think not.
The placement of that cannon could not be more intentional, right?
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