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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2025 Season
Welcome to The Shield’s food coma weekend, where we all groan in sweatpants-clad regret. A good portion of the competent (and even cromulent) squadrons…
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The Last Dance But It’s Football On Sunday Night
The train is pulling into the metaphorical station. The last stop is Washington. Let’s take a look. To The Game! Broncos/Commies: -Unlucky Number?: I…
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More Of Same? You Got It!
I’ve been advised to tell you that there are more games in store. Let’s dig in. To The Games! Vikes/Seahawks: He processes at a…
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The Early Slate: Is There Any Meat On This Bone?
Or are we getting tough, chewy sinew? We’ve got four games under our belt featuring more than a few primo teams so let’s check…



