Sexy Friday – 20260116

TGIF! One more night of sleep before 3 glorioUs days of football. Get ready.

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Time for some Hall of Fame bathroom moments!

Heraclio “Rocky” Nazarano
Rocky, a Phillippine press secretary, found himself on a chartered flight with President Arroyo from Paris to Manila. Rocky decided he had to pee so got up from his seat and headed to the lavatory. Unfortunately, Rocky was quite drunk at this time. Passengers watched in horror as he walked up to the emergency exit, dropped trou, and relieved himself there, thinking that was the lavatory.

Cody Yaeger
Cody was a 4th grader in Michigan at the time and had to use the toilet. So he sat down, did his business, then unfurled the toilet paper roll. And what should appear but a very neatly folded $100 bill. You’re hearing about this because Cody was goody two-shoes and reported the money to a teacher. School policy at lost and found though was if something was unclaimed after two weeks it went back to the person that found it. So Cody ended up with $100 for pooping on school time.

Monica Bonvicini
Monica is an Italian artist. She’s not here for her bathroom antics, instead she’s here for her bathroom art. She installed a toilet on the sidewalk across from London’s Tate museum. The catch was the toilet was enclosed in a cube of one-way glass. Folks outside only saw a cube of mirrors, while the person inside could see out clearly in every direction. A true test of performance anxiety.

Chien
Chien is a Taiwanese resident that got fired from his job for poor marksmanship. The cleaning ladies at his place of work complained repeatedly that Chien was constantly missing the urinal and they were tired of cleaning up after him. Although it’s never revealed how they know it was just him and not every other slob at that job location. At any rate, Chien explained the company was getting ready to lay off a large number of people and just used this as an excuse. We totally believe you Chien.

I say, if you ever want to be famous, don’t let it be related to bathroom activities.

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