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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Requiem For A Waking Nightmare – Futbol Returns! (2023-24 Prem Preview/Predictions)
That’s right, we are LESS THAN A WEEK before our first actual match (Boo-urnley hosting City of Men). Who knows who will win THAT…
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Sexy Friday – 20230804
TGIF! Football is back! Woah, sit down Pac-12, not you. But first, WWC has to wrap up starting Saturday. Since I have to bang…
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Request Line: Into the Wild Jungle
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. The collection…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: French West Indies
Happy Friday once again! I’ve been thinking about this recurring column and how I can (pardon the pun) mix it up a little bit.…


