Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: French West Indies

Happy Friday once again!

I’ve been thinking about this recurring column and how I can (pardon the pun) mix it up a little bit. Lately I’ve fallen back into the works of Charles H. Baker’s Gentleman’s Companion. A book about his experiences travelling the world and the drinks and stories that came with those adventures (seriously, read about this guy). He’s got some good ideas in the book that I’ve made before. Plus they seem to be fairly rare to see in the wild so they’ll definitely be new to me. As a joke to Mrs. Sharkbait, I referenced the woman who went through Julia Child’s Art of French Cooking and said I should do the same thing, but with The Gentleman’s Companion. She said it was a good idea, and I’m seriously considering it. We’ll see if that is something I do. But for now, let’s get to this week’s drink: The Martinique Crusta. This rum drink comes from the French West Indies, and should be perfect for the super hot summer we’re having. Plus I get to use my Martinique rum I brought back from St. Martin! It also has a pretty cool sounding presentation:

This effective and eventful drink uses no man-made cup, but the reversed skin of a small orange or lemon, first moistened inside and on the Up with lemon juice or rum, then dipped in lots of fine white sugar, until encrusted evenly on inner yellow side of the whole re-versed skin. . . . Now stand this in any stemmed glass that will fit it.

The other method is to peel off a small orange, or lemon, in a single unbroken spiral. Take a small goblet, moisten inside with lemon juice or rum, then line with the spiral peel, and the whole dipped in fine sugar, leaving what clings, clinging.

Now chill either type of container for a good hour in the refrigerator, and into it strain the following, after shaking well with cracked ice:

St. Croix or other Martinique rum, Maraschino, 1 tsp, scant
1 1/2 jiggers Angostura, 3 dashes
Lime, juice, 1 average size Gomme syrup, 1 tsp, to taste

Garnish with a stick of fresh pineapple, a slice of orange, or any-
thing that suits.

I did not go for the complete fruit inversion. I did the lemon peel in the glass. Though I am willing to give it a shot later on.

Nose: Sweet and fruity. Lime garnish is good, adds a citrus aroma. Would have maybe preferred pineapple of orange

Taste is cold and sweet, with a slightly sour finish. The distinct rhum flavors do come through, but the earthy tones present here really are toned down a lot by the lime and the bitters. I kinda like that if we’re being honest. Rhum Agricole is very distinct flavor wise compared to other rums, and that might turn some people off. But this would be a good introduction or way to ease someone into this style of rum.

It’s also nowhere near as sweet as I thought it would be. I was thinking that getting sugar to coat the glass as well as a tsp (more or less) of syrup would be too much, but it really isnt. I suspect its required given the amount of lime juice you can extract from 1 average size lime as the recipe calls for. Also, I want to try again if and when I can get my hands on some gomme syrup. Simple can be used as a substitute as I’ve done here. But I think the texture of the drink suffers a little bit. From what I’ve read, gomme syrup can add a softer texture and mouth feel (as well as a slightly different flavor) than plain simple syrup does. So I think it’s needed to try this again for comparison sake.

As a result, the finish definitely skews more on the tart side than on the sweet side. The sugar can only do so much before it falls victim to the lemon rind (and juice if you choose to moisten the glass) or the full limes worth of juice. It’s there but doesn’t last very long on the palate. When it goes, you’re left with a citric sour combo of lime with a hint of lemon that hangs on after you’ve finished the sip. A good way to keep yourself in check after 2 and a quarter ounces of rum, but it does get old rather fast.

I very much like this. It is tropical so good for this time of year, and takes a hard ingredient like Rhum Agricole and makes it work in an excellent cocktail. As I mentioned earlier, I’ll definitely be going with the inverted peel presentation next time, for extra style points.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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King Hippo

I think Sharky should do a 30-day “Super Size Me” but with booze. Do I hear a second?

SonOfSpam

I’ll do it with beer.

Wait, I already do that every month. Never mind.

King Hippo

I’d rather NOT count my pill days streak, thanks. And I don’t even remember when that itchy, itchy* week was when I detoxed that one silly time.

*Woodhouse knew what he was talking about!

Gumbygirl

I slept like a baby last night! (No, I did not pee the bed.) I think it was the football.

SonOfSpam

Sounds delicious, please fax one over.

Horatio Cornblower

404: Drink Not Found Go To A Bar

SonOfSpam

stupid firefox

WCS

Opera

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– the type of concert that Gumby actually bought tickets for while attempting to attend an Iron Butterfly show

ALTERNATELY

– the type of reservation Gumby obtained while trying to book himself a haircut

WCS

Better tell Gumby to just embrace this, because it’s not going anywhere for a while.

Horatio Cornblower

Can confirm.

Buckle up, Gumby.

Game Time Decision

Lowatio and I were trying to come up with a joke about getting a drink via semaphore but came up short and got fleshlight instead

Gumbygirl

Gumby says to give all of you the ultimate Navy comeback: Oh yeah? Well fuck you!

LemonJello

*Bosun’s whistle pipes “Sweepers, sweepers” in the distance*

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m trying to not to overdo it and only post the best ones I come up with. It’s hard to sit still, though.

Gumbygirl

Gumby doesn’t do haircuts anymore.

King Hippo

Going full Unabomber, eh?

Gumbygirl

He’s like a sasquatch.

BeefReeferLives

I would imagine the bartender’s reaction when asked to make one of these being either:

A) “Ooo. That sounds cool! Let’s give it a go!!”

B) /gives you the stinkeye – “Get out”

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh yeah, absolutely.

BeefReeferLives

& if the reaction is “A” – you’ve got a keeper. (or it’s just really slow that day & they’re bored out of their minds)

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Gumbygirl

We have a friend from Birmingham, Steva Casey, who is the best bartender ever- seriously, Google her, she has a worldwide reputation. She would be all over a drink like this. She makes her own mixers and stuff- her blackberry shrub is really good. I miss her, she’s absolutely hilarious.

SonOfSpam

wonder what her parents woulda named her if she had been a boy

Gumbygirl

Susan.

Game Time Decision

should the peel be bruised?

Mr. Ayo

Only if it gives you some sass.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Nothing to see here, let’s move on.” – Urban Meyer

Horatio Cornblower

I hope so. I like drinks that match my dignity.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Horatio, attempting to explain the cocktail recipe in question to Mrs. Cornblower (artist’s conception):

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WCS

Horatio transferred from Gudger College to UCONN after his sophomore year.

Horatio Cornblower

‘Gentleman’s Companion’ is also how that enormous Long Island architect killed all those hookers.

blaxabbath

We were driving this weekend and my wife asked about the difference between escorts and hookers and prostitutes. I got to explain to her that the joke is that they’re escorts when they’re alive and hookers and when they’re dead. Then I started laughing.

I figure prostitute is just the general classification for them all.

SonOfSpam

joke?

Horatio Cornblower

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Senor Weaselo

Hermana Weaselo’s friend lives like two minutes away and went to HS with the guy’s daughter. She said it’s been crazy around there.

blaxabbath

Oh NOW that the dude who was hunting and killing women is off the streets — that is when things get crazy around there?

Horatio Cornblower

I like the part of the stories where half the neighborhood wasn’t the least bit surprised. “Oh, yeah, that guy? Creepy as fuck. I’m not the least bit surprised he’s a serial killer.”

There was one story where a father took his kid trick-or-treating, went to that guy’s house, the guy gave out an enormous amount of quality candy, and when they got home and the wife found out what house it came from she made the kids throw it out.

WCS

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There’s a way to handle the neighbor creeper.

Horatio Cornblower

A friend of mine is a firefighter and told me how to start a house fire that won’t leave a trace.

WCS

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LemonJello

Use potato chips as the accelerant?

WCS

Learned a lot in the Marines, did ya?

Horatio Cornblower

This guy gets it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[is given nightmares by this story] – Eli Manning