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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 15: The 1983 Glenfrome Facet
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fun With Flags!
No, this is not the Sheldon Cooper Big Bang Theory segment. This is part 2 of Senor’s spring break, where Senorita Weaselo and I…
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[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities
Part 5: The Best of Times ABC had done the right thing in lobbying for this game to be on Monday Night. They were…
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Balls Magazine Volume 14
As I think I may have mentioned in the past, I’m on a thing at work where I HAVE TO take vacation days each…