Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fun With Flags!

No, this is not the Sheldon Cooper Big Bang Theory segment. This is part 2 of Senor’s spring break, where Senorita Weaselo and I went upstate and checked out a Buddhist Temple outside of Poughkeepsie. It was really windy that day, so after seeing absolutely no one there (is there an office, or a gift shop because her mom is always asking to buy her incense?) we just wandered, and I came across this sound. A ringing noise cutting through the heavy winds. The sound of… no, not one hand clapping, but flagpole halyards ringing against the poles, making different pitches. Which since I got home late and have just enough time to costume change as I go from teacher to performer I can’t upload to my computer, but maybe I can later!

And now for something different: The news!

QAARON’S WAVE WATQH QONTINUES TO QONTINUE. And will do so at least to the night of the draft, and then maybe someone will blink!

THE FLOW to KC: QB Blaine Gabbert to the Chefs to replace the retiring Hennesmirk.

Myles Garrett has retired… from the Pro Bowl, after he hurt himself.

The ‘Dacteds may go out of the frying pan and into a different frying pan, considering this quote from Brian Davis: “My money comes from white people . . . who are Jewish, Italian, and Sicilian.” Uhhh…

DUUUVALLL CB Chris Claybooks was booked for domestic assault on Saturday.

What’s the sports?
Who wants the Cup?
Elmonters vs. RRRRRRALEIGHHHHH! (NYI vs. CAR, Hurricanes lead 1-0) (ESPN2, 7:00)
Sunrise, Sunset vs. Hey, Already Better than the Lightning! (FLA vs. BOS, Bruins lead 1-0) (ESPN, 7:30)
Minnesota Not-North Stars vs. Not-Minnesota No-Longer-North Stars (MIN vs. DAL, Wild leads 1-0) (ESPN2, 9:30)
FTK vs. McDavid’s Eternal Boulder (LAK vs. EDM, Kings lead 1-0) (ESPN, 10:00)

Almost Important Basketball!
Snoop’s United Nations vs. Teddy Grahams (LAL vs. MEM, Lakers lead 1-0) (7:30, TNT)
Heatmiser vs. Giannis’s Back (MIA vs. MIL, Heat lead 1-0) (9:00, NBATV)
Raised by Wolves vs. McNuggets (MIN vs. DEN, Nuggets lead 1-0) (10:00, TNT)

No national baseball games because Manfred is a disgrace, but the hockey and basketball’ll take you through the night!