[8:43am, Interior Recording Studio, Miami]
The cleaning lady is puttering around, acting like she’s cleaning, as the producer thumbs thru his notes for the day’s schedule. Just then…
[Door Flies Open]
Producer: Holy shit…aren’t you….?
Richie Incognito: Yeah, I am. Thanks for having me on the show today, btw.
Producer: But you weren’t scheduled to…be…on….
Richie Incognito: I came on short notice. Thanks so much for having me. I’m really hoping this thing today will soften folks’ attitude about me. I’m really not a bad guy. I was just having a bad day. It happens.
Producer: Rich…ummmm, may I call you Rich?
RI: No.
Producer: Fine. Mr. Incognito, we don’t have you scheduled for today’s show. I appreciate that you traveled…
RI: Am I gonna have to shit in your mouth, Pal?
Producer: Well no…I hope.
RI: Look, I’ve been making a big comeback. I’ve been behaving myself. I haven’t bullied anyone lately as far as anyone knows. I’ve been staying in shape…
Producer: Ummmmm….where are you playing again now?
RI: Oh FFS. BUFFALO!!!!!! FUCKING BUFFALO!!!!!!!
Producer: Oh yeah, that explains it.
RI: Why do you think I’m here, man? That place sucks sooooooo hard!!!!! I miss South Beach. I miss girls.
Producer: They don’t have girls in Buffalo?
The two look at one another and laugh hysterically.
Producer: OK, fine. I get it. But if I let you on the air, you gotta promise to behave.
RI: That’s why I’m here man. I want to show Miami that I just had a bad day.
Fifteen minutes later, Richie Incognito is mic’d up and ready to go.
Producer: Just push that button, then…go I guess. Good Luck.
Richie pushes the button and begins talking into the mic…
RI: What is up Miami???? This is your ol’ buddy Richie Incognito here. I just wanna say that I miss all you guys and I hope to get back here soon. I’ll behave. I mean that Martin dude was just so irritating that I just wanted to strangle him down and….
Producer: Richie?
RI: ….. Right, right. That Martin is a great kid. I was just having a bad day…nothing more nothing less. Here, have a listen and we’ll be back after the break…..
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This week’s theme is HAVING A BAD DAY. Don’t let me down. Get imaginative. Don’t just cop out like this….
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A very belated double.
Yes I’m ashamed.
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