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Morning all.
Week Five is here. College football Saturday featured a couple of upsets. Texas and Tennessee won. Utah went to the wire with Cal. Harbaugh has Michigan on the warpath.
Here’s the updated broadcast maps.
Also Carl picks the Raiders-Donks game.
Carl is 2-2.
What ? Jamal Charles out due to injury? Inconceivable.
I swear, the Bears could cure cancer. Kansas City hasn’t had a WR score a touchdown since early last season? The Bears will cure that.
I’m pissed at Adult Swim because they don’t recognize my cable TV provider and thus won’t let me watch the last few episodes of ‘Rick and Morty’ online. JUST BECAUSE I’M IN THE STICKS DOESN’T MEAN MY TV IS NONEXISTENT, FUCKERS!!!!!1!
Squanch them, bunch of squanchers.
Carl is going against my best bet of the week. He is a smart Jersey-ite.
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