Counterpoint: Fuck “Foxy Footy”

That’s right, I said it.
Fuck ’em. Getting in the way of Saints’ path to Yurp. Needed a point today!

Fuck ’em. I hate diminutives. Two in a row makes me garrotey.

Fuck ’em. There are no more so undeserving.

If I had to compose a motto for Leicester City FC it would be “Middling To Awful Since 1884”

Another might be “Never Done Shit, Let Alone Won Shit”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leicester_City_F.C.

Leicester is actually a city very near and dear to my heart. My first UK client was in Leicester, my last UK client was in Leicester, and I dropped my beloved 2003 MG ZR 180 CVT off in Leicester to be repossessed by the UK government because MG was dead.

Leicester has given us Red Leicester Cheddar, Leicestershire sausages and chipolatas, and the Leicester Tigers RFC.

And there’s the rub.

See, the West Country is RUGBY COUNTRY.

Rugby first, questions later.

Leicester, Worcester, Exeter, Bath, fucking WALES

These are places where football is played with your hands.

These are not places for Kickyball.

HAVING SAID THIS, I still want Leicester City FC to win the Premiership.

Spurs winning would be a catastrophe I still can’t fully comprehend, and Arsenal are just Stan Kroenke’s hand puppets.

I just can’t understand why the winner couldn’t have been a real football club like West Brom or Newcastle or something

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