A Very Special 25 Questions…Plus One

…About this….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfa4YjYF5eg

OK, unless you’ve been living under a rock since yesterday, you’ve probably heard about Chris Foerster and his mega-stupidity.  I’ve been trying to figure out how to address this in a suitable “DFO-like” manner for the past coupla hours, and it seems like a good job for a Very Special 25 Questions Edition.  So let’s do it…

1-  Has this man actually ever done cocaine before?

2-  Do you think he’s ever heard of a razor blade or a mirror?

3-  Does he know that “big grains falling out” means he’s doing it wrong?

4-  Does this inattention to detail give any insight into why the ‘Phins Oline sucks?

5-  Does it already seem like maybe I know too much about cocaine?

6-  Did you already know that some people apply cocaine to their genitalia during sex to cause numbness and “prolong” the experience before watching this?

8-  Have you ever done that?

9-  Did it work?

10-  In this day and age what do you think causes people to be so stupid as to video themselves doing things which they know will get them fired?

11-  Why would doing something like this impress any woman anyway?

12-  Doesn’t it seem like it’s probably because she’s done cocaine before herself?

13-  What do you think he did to piss her off to the point where she ratted him out?

14-  Was it wrong to out him publicly on facebook?

15-  Doesn’t her reasoning for having done it ring hollow to you?

16-  Doesn’t facebook suck all teh ass?

17-  Do you think he’ll get help?

18-  Do you think he needs help?

19-  Do you think his wife will kick him in the nuts when he gets home?

20-  Don’t you think she should?

21-  If you were him would you even go home?

22-  Did you also know that he owes over a half a $mil in back taxes?

23-  Is this better or worse than former ‘Phins OL coach Jim Turner condoning Richie Incognito’s behaviour?

24-  Don’t you think Richie Incognito would love to work for Chris Foerster?

25-  Will Chris Foerster ever work in the NFL again?

26-  Did he at least get to keep the coke when he cleaned out his office?

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