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OK, unless you’ve been living under a rock since yesterday, you’ve probably heard about Chris Foerster and his mega-stupidity. I’ve been trying to figure out how to address this in a suitable “DFO-like” manner for the past coupla hours, and it seems like a good job for a Very Special 25 Questions Edition. So let’s do it…
1- Has this man actually ever done cocaine before?
2- Do you think he’s ever heard of a razor blade or a mirror?
3- Does he know that “big grains falling out” means he’s doing it wrong?
4- Does this inattention to detail give any insight into why the ‘Phins Oline sucks?
5- Does it already seem like maybe I know too much about cocaine?
6- Did you already know that some people apply cocaine to their genitalia during sex to cause numbness and “prolong” the experience before watching this?
8- Have you ever done that?
9- Did it work?
10- In this day and age what do you think causes people to be so stupid as to video themselves doing things which they know will get them fired?
11- Why would doing something like this impress any woman anyway?
12- Doesn’t it seem like it’s probably because she’s done cocaine before herself?
13- What do you think he did to piss her off to the point where she ratted him out?
14- Was it wrong to out him publicly on facebook?
15- Doesn’t her reasoning for having done it ring hollow to you?
16- Doesn’t facebook suck all teh ass?
17- Do you think he’ll get help?
18- Do you think he needs help?
19- Do you think his wife will kick him in the nuts when he gets home?
20- Don’t you think she should?
21- If you were him would you even go home?
22- Did you also know that he owes over a half a $mil in back taxes?
23- Is this better or worse than former ‘Phins OL coach Jim Turner condoning Richie Incognito’s behaviour?
24- Don’t you think Richie Incognito would love to work for Chris Foerster?
25- Will Chris Foerster ever work in the NFL again?
26- Did he at least get to keep the coke when he cleaned out his office?