We laughed, we cried, we maybe self-abused and then took a nap.  Disgusting perverts.  Here’s your sub-optimal, 3-game late window:

Donks (-5.5) at Raiduhs (4:05, CBS)

It would be very, very Denver Broncos to break Vegas’ 6-game, putrid losing streak.  But it’s really just a matter of containing Brock Bowers (dunno if they will break tendencies and put Surtain on him – but I certainly would).

Tomsulas (+6) at Packers (4:25, Fox)

This line (not even a full tuddy???) shows waaaaayyyyyyy too much deference to Baby Shanny.  On the road, with BRANDON ALLEN?  Yeah, they are gonna take an epic beating here.  Let me get on the record early with Throw The Damned Ball to Watson, you cockwallets.

Qards (-1) at SeaTruthers (4:25, Fox)

Just Asking Questions bowl in the Pacific Northwest!  Though the national coverage tilts to GB, this is without question the Match of the Window.  Winner really leaps into poll position for the dicision, especially if that winner is Xbox, Jr. and pals (Mike Bidwell’s sexuality aside).  Who would have believed, going into the season, that they’d be road favoUrites today?  Life comes at you fast sometimes.