As I type this the Lions are having their way with the Bears and my silly prediction of Arizona walking into a trap game is coming to fruition. On the stupid prediction end of things, an “about to be injured” Saquon is tearing up the field and having himself a game. The Giants are being their usual selves. Speaking of…

To The Game!

Bucs/Boys:

-Eww! That sounds like a mis-spelled gay porn title.

-Have I ever mentioned that I hate Dallas and that the Jones ownership of said team is the gift that keeps on giving? No? Billionaires with their heads fully encased within their ass are the world’s gift to us cynical folks out there.

-Apropos of nothing, I was offered a price on burnt cow hoofs last week. WTH?

-Math Update: Funny how a four game win streak can turn a 4-6 Tampa team into a seemingly successful 8-6 team.

-Whatever. It’s the NFC South-the bar is so low there.

-For fantasy purposes, I’m glad that Dan Campbell is a “Foot on the Gas” kinda fella.

-Mayfield is a Texas boy and the last time he was in Dallas his squadoo put up 49 points.

-Finishing Strong: Tampa, of all teams, is 8-1 in December/January tilts since last year. They’re 20-5 going back to 2020.

-Tampa drafted well this year-wr McMiilan, lb Braswell, rb Irving, center Barton and safety Smith are all starting.

Give me your best.