NFL News:
- The Bengals have released safety George Iloka.
- Iloka is due $5.3 million in salary and roster bonuses this season, and it appears GM & Cincinnati local playhouse Scrooge Mike Brown would prefer to pay their second-round rookie Jesse Bates instead.
- Iloka has his own sanguine outlook:
You can’t just say God’s Plan during the good. It’s God’s Plan during the bad and the uncertain. So….. God’s Plan 🙏🏾
— George Iloka (@George_iloka) August 19, 2018
- In a move that clearly bodes well for my ticket resale value, the Seahawks tried to acquire Jacoby Brissett from the Colts.
- They offered a second round pick in 2019, but the Colts want to keep him & his 4-11 2017 record under wraps.
- Seemingly available is Teddy Bridgewater from the Jets.
- The Jets are so impressed with Sam Darnold that they appear willing to part with a QB that could help them if things go into the shitter.
- (Ron Howard voice:) They will.
- It’s because Bridgewater is the more-attractive trade bait.
- Josh McCown is 39 & has a $10 million guaranteed contract.
- Teddy is 25 & worth $5 million plus incentives
- The Jets are so impressed with Sam Darnold that they appear willing to part with a QB that could help them if things go into the shitter.
- Not speaking of collusion or better available players, John Elway is in hot water for allegedly violating a court order in the Kaepernick collusion case.
- When talking about looking for a backup QB – since Paxton Lynch isn’t exactly working out – he was asked about “The Kneeing Bandit” ™
- “Colin had his chance here. We offered him a contract. He didn’t take it. So, as I said it in my deposition, I don’t know if I’ll be legally able to say this, but he’s had his chance to be here. He passed it.”
- The problem is, a month later he made the same deal available to Brock Osweiler without conditions.
- By bringing all of this up at a presser, he violated the court order against public discussion of the case.
- He potentially made the public, and the court, more aware of a conspiracy to keep Kaepernick out of the League.
- It’s not the 1985 baseball collusion case, but any form of paper trail is damaging.
- When talking about looking for a backup QB – since Paxton Lynch isn’t exactly working out – he was asked about “The Kneeing Bandit” ™
Tonight’s sports:
- NFL:
- Ravens at Colts – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Game preview:
- It’s Week-2 of the preseason – who fucking cares?!
- It’s Andrew Luck & his broken arm versus Joe Flacco & his soft arm for two series at most.
- Then it’s backups & future CFL Hall of Famers.
- FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!
- Little League World Series:
- Southwest vs. Southeast – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- MLB:
- Orioles at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet / MLBN
- Astros at Mariners – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1 / MLBN
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- There’s a bunch of new champions, so the countdown to …
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
… the Royal Rumble (?) has begun.
Flacco versus Luck – HOW CAN TONIGHT GO WRONG?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geqmOTd2vvI
The fact that the FLOTUS picked “Cyber Bullying” as her main cause to champion (including a public speech today) should help explain why POTUS is so angry lately. He ain’t gettin any.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24QePZbmzz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VShpcqd3zE
Ah, I’m too fackin’ drunk to be funny or creative. Here’s “Canadian Sniper”:
https://youtu.be/PMNuUJ7gHs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrkgV5bl7kQ
Why is Canadian patriotism so much more authentic than American?
Because real ‘Muricans don’t apologize for wanting to fuck the flag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uin5LDFr1SE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1lzgxYTJPk
Damn, that was a good cover. I really like her work, but I didn’t think she could pull this off, but she did a damn good job.