After chuckling to myself about bad PR befalling the Patriots yet again, I googled for a 2011 Mercedes Maybach.
It would take a really, really stupid person to wreck one of those, and you know why? This:
Stupid, because this is not a car you buy to drive around. This is a car you buy to be driven around in. I mean, I’ll believe it when Robert Kraft says he had no idea Aaron Hernandez was going to kill some people. But this? C’mon, Bob! Teach your players how to do wealthy right! This is what you get when your coach cuts the sleeves off his hoodies. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, KRAFT!
Massachusetts State Police spokesman David Procopio
Rapocop?
Also that Romney gif is giving me seizures.
I love that the article implies that Spikes rear-ended another car and his solution was to abandon a six-figure car. Fucking moron.
So stupid that they telepathically conveyed the stupid to the conveyor of the telepathically stupid.
Also: someone photoshop me a picture of Daenerys riding Falkor The Luck Dragon STAT!
I can’t do that, but here is one of Tebow: http://www.peachstapler.com/happy_flight_canvas.jpg