Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #14

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 16, 2019July 14, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the bullshit

The “William Gaines Memorial Election” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 23, 2016March 23, 2016

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Well, the NFL Competition Committee did the expected and passed the automatic ejection (or "Burfict") rule today. A quizzical second change was the addition of the touchback from a kick now being placed at the 25 instead of the 20, which is pretty much going to ensure placekickers try to aim for

Quickie: Rich People Things

Open Threads

Old School Zero - June 7, 2015

So this happened. After chuckling to myself about bad PR befalling the Patriots yet again, I googled for a 2011 Mercedes Maybach. It would take a really, really stupid person to wreck one of those, and you know why? This: Stupid, because this is not a car you buy to drive around. This