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USA! USA! USA! America beat the defending champions in football 2 – 1! What’s that? Soccer? And it doesn’t count? They don’t get a championship belt, or trophy or anything? What the fuck? I hate the offseason.
AMERICA IS THE BEST AT FOOTBALL!
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I can’t believe something I’ve never heard of is the biggest business in a state. WTF is Taco John’s?
Wyoming Taco Bell. Similar to Del Taco. It’s… It’s not good. It stinks.
I can’t believe Caterpillar is bigger than McDonald’s, but it is.
About twice as big.
I am confused by Alabama. Saks? As in the high end department store? Weird.
Looks that way:
Were the Germans hung over?
ALLSUP’S! Ah, the memories. The mundane, gas-station-related memories.
Also, Dr. Pepper.
Ever tried hot Dr. Pepper? Drunk like coffee or tea.
Got introduced to that in Arizona. Sounded crazy, but it’s good.
I like my hot Dr. Pepper iced.
I have not. I’ll…well, I’d say no way in hell, but I love Dr. Pepper and refuse to rule out any potential way of enjoying it.
I am a big fan and occasional practitioner of pouring a pack of peanuts into a bottle of Dr. Pepper and enjoying it as a combined refreshment and snack when driving a long distance
I know I’m late to the party, but this is highly relevant: http://youtu.be/qq9hNTUbtiE
I thought this was going to be a rebuttal to the CFL article this morning.
That’s too easy. NFL: CFL as Bacon: Canadian Bacon.
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